Simpsons WIki

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game/Quotes

< Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game

18,991 articles being
edited here
Add New Page
Talk0 Share
Medal of Homer
Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game
Five Characters in Search of an Author

Homer Simpson

Through the level

  • You got to admit, the Japanese make a heck of a DVD player.
  • I think I could retire here.
  • Awww, I forgot to bring a sweater...
  • Aren't those lava things supposed to be the last level?
  • Ohhh, I don't know whether I'll be air-sick or seasick!
  • I didn't know Japan had a lava-y part.
  • The candy in my pocket is melting!
  • I'm tired and hungry and I'm in Japan!
  • Let's go, Lisa, let's go!
  • Hey everyone look! That's my daughter! Ah, no one's looking.
  • Let's give him that sumo that butt-kicking I taught you.
  • Yeah, Lisa! Smash him like Godzilla on Tokyo!
  • If I were more drunk, I wouldn't be so cold.
  • I wish we had time to build snow igloos.

Attacking enemies - Dirt Sumos

  • Shouldn't you stick to selling comic books?
  • Teach that lardass a lesson!
  • Dude, you need a shower!
  • I will destroy you, dirty guy!
  • I win because I fight dirty! Right?
  • I killed the world's fattest dirty guy!
  • So long, Comic Book Sumo!
  • When it comes to obese and obese violence, I'm number one!
  • You're finished! Now go take a shower!
  • Dirt warriors wanted to fight! Ah!

Attacking enemies - Fire Sumos

  • Your breath smells like pumice!
  • Ew, put some clothes on!
  • You can't spell Flame without LAME!
  • What's this weird loser have against us?
  • You couldn't even light a charcoal briquette, neither can I.
  • Keep attacking: you need the exercise!
  • You fire guys are easy! 
  • You're not so tough!
  • I really thought you would be harder.
  • You're extinguished, fire dude!
  • You're all sizzle and no steak! Mmmm...steak...

Attacking enemies - Ice Sumos

  • Frosty the Snowman kisses your mother!
  • Hey! It's the icy-type one of these guys!
  • Come on Ice sumo, you're embarassing yourself!
  • You're a tub of lard and that's coming from me!
  • I'm cold and you're ugly, but tomorrow I'll be warm!
  • There's nothing angrier than a half-frozen fatso.
  • Hey ice! You've been melted! Heh heh!
  • I've done so much fighting, I didn't even have a chance to sightsee!
  • Ice belongs at the bottom of the urinal!
  • Won't you snow-themed Comic Book Guys ever learn?
  • Get up! Get up! I wanna beat you again! Get oh... He's not getting up.
  • If I licked you, my tongue would stick.

Attacking enemies - Sky Sumos

  • Bring it, skyhole.
  • Sky Sumo! Come out and play!
  • Is the rain your pee? Let's fight!
  • I'm going to shove clouds down your throat!
  • I'm gonna swab this deck with your butt!
  • Get down and steer it, loser!
  • Roll! Crawl away and lick your wounds.
  • I'm the skipper of this sky boat!

Lisa Simpson

Through the level

  • This level is so educational.
  • I'm sensing some volcanic activity here, dad. Seeing it, I mean.
  • How can a cold place be so near a hot place?
  • Ooh! I always wanted to be a sto-away!
  • I've been taken back to the era of the floating world!
  • Ooh, I wonder what period this boating's from. Edo? Nara? Yayoi?
  • I'll come back here when I join the Peace Corps!
  • What's the difference between lava and magma again?
  • Dad, don't try to grill anything over this lava.
  • Whew! I could go for a cool glass of lemonade.
  • Boy, I could go for a juicy hot daikon radish right now.

Attacking enemies - Dirt Sumos

  • You Americans shouldn't sumo wrestle, you stink!
  • When you fight a sumo, don't step out of the ring or smell his thongs!
  • Take him to the mat!
  • You're a culture vampire!
  • Ugh! That guy needs a week in a bath house!

Attacking enemies - Fire Sumos

  • You couldn't even singe a newspaper!
  • You couldn't flame a blog post!
  • Take it to the burn ward, fire sumo!
  • You're hosed, fire!

Attacking enemies - Ice Sumos

  • Must be chilly without a shirt on!
  • You have bigger boobs than my mom!
  • I heard the Dirt Sumos think you're lame.
  • Let's become friends, I'm sure we have some common interests. Taxonomy? Know huh?
  • Oh no! Since this is cold, it's gonna hurt even worse!
  • Go inside and grab some cocoa, loser!
  • Why are you on the ground? Make a snowangel!
  • Want me to call your big fat mommy?!
  • Aww... Did a mean little girl hurt you?
  • Aww... Big baby fall down go boom.

Attacking enemies - Sky Sumos

  • You're not a very nice host!
  • If I were Mr. Dirt, I'd totally fire you!
  • Off to Davy Jones' locker!
  • Sayonara, Mr. Sumo!
  • You should be demoted to Ice Sumo!
  • I'm in your sky ship, killing your sumos!
  • Can't we just enjoy the nice view?!
  • Oh no, I think we just met our cruise directors!
  • I'm killing all of you!

Comic Book Guy

Dirt Sumo

  • I've never liked you Simpsons!
  • I have landed on my health bar!
  • Yes, you're about to be killed by a man in a diaper!
  • I may be fat but I can move!
  • It's smushing time!
  • I'm Fat Man and you're Nagasaki!
  • Here comes a-trouble!
  • What a dishonour!
  • Where am I? Oh, right...
  • What have we here? Tourists?
  • Sumo is the Shinto art of loser stomping!
  • They call me Dirt Sumo because I fight dirty!
  • I'm not afraid to hurt an old man and a little girl.
  • I played a lot of videogames, you're going to lose.
  • Well, if it isn't some North American scum?
  • You knocked me out of my mawashi!
  • Kon'nichiwa, adversaries!

Fire Sumo

  • Every light must fade, every heart returns to darkness.
  • Oooh, what a pretty fire!
  • We got incoming!
  • My flame! It's expiring!
  • I burn like Cyndaquil!
  • Prepare to eat phlogiston!
  • I have the power of Firestorm and the beauty of Starfire!
  • Flame on!
  • Such a waste of good fireworks, just to get rid of vermin like you!
  • If you mess with a fire sumo, you get the burn.
  • Only a flesh wound. It's a quote from Final Fantasy IX! Ha ha!
  • I don't cook, I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!
  • Beating you would be a singe!
  • Burn, Simpsons, burn I say!
  • Tetsuooo!!
  • I'm just going to break for lunch.

Ice Sumo

  • I'm a lion in winter. A 'lion' on the ground.
  • ♪ Killing in a winter wonderland! ♫
  • Here comes the abominable snow nerd!
  • We're going to flame you! Oh wait, we're ice now. Sorry.
  • Ice see them!
  • The beautiful...
  • Is it getting cold yet, Simpsons?
  • There's "snow" business, like "ice sumo" business!
  • Right in me snowballs!
  • I can't get up! I can't get up!
  • Oh, I am undone!
  • I'm going to ski-stroy you!
  • I'll freezer burn you like a pack of chicken breasts!
  • Welcome to Hoth and I am the Wampa!
  • Ow! My equilibrium!

Sky Sumo

  • I will finish you quick because I am hungry.
  • Owie, ow, ow!
  • I'm fat and I attack!
  • Look out! I'm attacking now!
  • Here comes the pain!
  • You bullies! The nerds will become champions one day!
  • Ow! My coccyx!
  • By Miyazaki, I will destroy you!
  • Oh my goodness, this will be good!
  • Hey! You! Get off of my camp cruiser!
  • I have sustained an injury.
  • This ship isn't big enough for the two of us!
  • It's Wednesday. Need to go buy comics.


  • Lisa, I'm looking at you! Is it weird?
  • I liked it back here in the horizon!
  • You're all gonna pay!
  • Irrashaimase, Lisa. That means "Welcome". The "Lisa" means Lisa.
  • No offence, Mr. Simpson, but I got to destroy you. Sorry.
  • Ohhh, why didn't they render my inhaler? (wheezes)
  • Hurry up with this level! I got to go home and do homework!
  • This suit is riding up on me!
  • Check it out! I'm HUGE!