Bastardo Van Houten

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Bastardo Van Houten is the illegitimate son of Nana Sophie and an American soldier. His half-sisters are Luann and an unnamed woman. Milhouse Van Houten mentioned him in The Last of the Red Hat Mamas. He was a GI.

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