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Episode Number 294
Production Code DABF20
Original Airdate November 17, 2002
Chalkboard Gag "Fish do not like coffee"
Couch Gag Get Smart couch gag
Special Guest Voices Tony Bennett as Himself (archive audio)
Written By Tim Long
Directed By Steven Dean Moore

"Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade" is the third episode of Season 14. It first aired on November 17, 2002. The episode was written by Tim Long and directed by Steven Dean Moore. Tony Bennett guest stared as himself.

SynopsisEdit

After taking an aptitude test, Bart is held back a grade, and Lisa is skipped ahead, landing them both in third grade at the same time, and in the same class. Tension develops between them, but they are forced to work together when they come up lost on a school field trip.

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The family is just bored with reality shows on the six major networks. Luckily, Bart has a suggestion: buy a satellite dish. They do when Homer makes money from betting on a horse named No Risk. Eventually, they buy a satellite system with over 500 channels. Homer and Bart get addicted to it, leading Bart to not study for an important achievement test that is about to occur, even as Lisa is studying. During the test, Bart begins hallucinating, showing what he's seen on TV in the school. Once the test is done, the results are in: Bart fails the test and is held back to the third grade, but Lisa also passes the test and goes up to the third grade, where they meet their new teacher. Sibling rivalry ensues.

In the new class
In third grade, Bart and Lisa each have their own results. Bart does quite well on pop quizzes, while Lisa has a hard time adjusting to the conditions of third grade. Their new teacher, Mrs. McConnell, decides to clamp their desks together, assuming that Lisa needs Bart's help to adjust. One day, when the results of a math test are handed, Lisa is appalled to discover not only that she got an A-, but also that Bart got an A, a better score than her. Bart says that the test was easy because it was the same as the year before, for which he memorized the answers, reciting them to Lisa, which he had memorized from last year in third grade. Lisa proclaims that Bart cheated but Mrs. McConnell, thinking Lisa is being jealous, changes Bart's grade to an A+ on the spot. Later on, they are made buddies as part of the buddy system on a field trip to Capital City. When they are there, they hear that the flag for the state Springfield is an embarrassment (it contains a Confederate flag, despite the state being from the North), and their teacher assigns for homework an assignment to design a new flag. Lisa calls Marge as she designs her flag, which says "To Fraternal Love". On the phone, she complains about and makes fun of Bart, unmindful of the fact that Bart is overhearing the conversation on another phone. A vengeful Bart then changes the flag.
Learn to fart

The next day, Bart, Lisa and the other third-graders hand over their flag designs to the Governor. When the Governor sees Lisa's flag, she starts to cry and displays the flag which now says "Learn to Fart" and has a butt-crack added to Lisa's rising sun design. This appalls Lisa, as Bart innocently admonishes her for making the Governor cry. Later, Lisa lashes out at Bart and, when he provokes her, she snaps and strangles him à la Homer, causing them get in a fight and roll down into the river, missing the bus heading back to Springfield. As a result, the two wind up getting lost in the forest.

Back in Springfield, Principal Skinner informs Homer and Marge that Bart and Lisa are missing. He says that they will not spare any expense to find Lisa but not Bart, and have already elected a Class Clown pro tem (Milhouse) in Bart's absence. They go to Capital City to find them, but Bart and Lisa are confronted by a family of hillbillies, who save them by driving them back to Capital City. Marge is ecstatic on seeing her children safe and sound. Principal Skinner, worried about the effects of placing Bart and Lisa in the same class, suggests that they return to the "status quo" - both Simpson kids go back to their proper grades. Everything is back to the way it should be.

Citations Edit

Season 13 Season 14 Episodes Season 15
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