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Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Bart the Daredevil
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
[Simpson family goes home while Bart falls asleep in the backseat. Impressed by the Lance Murdock show, Bart imagines himself jumping over a pool full of dangerous creatures.]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the 10-year old with an attitude! When he is not in class he is risking his ass; Bart Simpson!
[Bart jumps over pool. Audience cheers]
Audience: [in unison] BART! BART! BART!...
[Dream fades to reality in Simpsons car]
Homer: ...Bart? We're home now.
[Bart wakes up]
Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: [laughing dismissively to himself] Kids say the dumbest things.

[Homer is jumping the gorge on Bart's skateboard]
Homer: I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! I -- [screams and grunts as he falls down the gorge]

[Homer is in the hospital next to Lance Murdock]
Homer: You think you got guts? Try raising my kids.

Season 1 Season 2 Quotes Season 3
Bart Gets an "F"Simpson and DelilahTreehouse of Horror (aka "The Simpsons Halloween Special") • Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every FishDancin' HomerDead Putting SocietyBart vs. ThanksgivingBart the DaredevilItchy & Scratchy & MargeBart Gets Hit by a CarOne Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue FishThe Way We WasHomer vs. Lisa and the 8th CommandmentPrincipal CharmingOh Brother, Where Art Thou?Bart's Dog Gets an FOld MoneyBrush with GreatnessLisa's SubstituteThe War of the SimpsonsThree Men and a Comic BookBlood Feud

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