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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life is a humorous self-help book that was published in 1993 by HarperCollins. The book is supposedly meant to give helpful tips and advice on how to cope with life, as experienced by Bart Simpson. The book's full title is Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed.

Synopsis

Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitty but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all.

Dedicated to the memory of Snowball I: Whenever we hear a cat yowling at 3am, whenever we slip on a slimy hairball, whenever we inhale the tart aroma of a neglected cat box, we think of you.

Contents

School

Food

Health & Fitness

Work & Money

After Hourz

Parents

Art & Culture

Science

Language & Communication

Animals

s.e.x.

Psychology

Law & Order

Xmas

Strange Facts

Religion

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