Bart's Haircut
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| Air Date | November 15, 1987 |
| Production Code | MG18 |
| Writer | Matt Groening |
Bart's Haircut is the fifteenth Simpsons short and originally aired on The Tracey Ullman Show November 15, 1987.
Plot 
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Bart walks into the family room with a sombrero and Dad asks him why he is always wearing that hat. Bart says it's a fashion statement but when he is told to take it off he has a lot of hair on his head. Dad and Mom tell him to go get a haircut. Then Bart goes to Jake's Unisex Barbershop to get his hair cut by Jake the Barber. He ends up getting shaved bald but is charged $5 and given a sucker. Bart crawls through the window and tries to glue some of his shaved hair on again but it just falls off. When Dad calls him downstairs Bart has a paper bag over his head. He says he'll take it off it they promise they won't laugh. The family promises but they laugh anyway.
TranscriptEdit
(Bart's wearing a sombrero)
Dad: How come you're always wearing that hat?
Bart: Fashion statement, Dad.
Dad: Take off the hat, boy.
Bart: [Bart takes off the hat and has a lot of hair on his head.]
Lisa: Look! He's a beatnik
Mom: (Gasp!) You go get a haircut!
Dad: Right now.
Bart: I was afraid this moment would come.
Barber:well,what'll it be,sonny?
Bart:just a little off the top,sir.
Barber:ah,sure thing
(Hair gets cut)
Jake:there you go,what do you think?
(Bart's bald)
Bart:what the hell did you do to my head?
Jake:well,that'll be $5 please,here's a sucker.
(Bart gets home,put glue on paper,puts on his hair,glues himself,put hair on,hair falls off)
Homer:isn't that boy back from the barber yet?
Lisa:I heard him sneaking around in his bedroom.
Homer:Bart!front and center.
Bart:(wearing a bag on his head)I'll take it off,but you all gota promise you won't laugh,okay,promise?
Simpsons:we promise.
(Bart revells his head)
Simpsons:(gasp!)(snickers)(then,burst out laughing)
