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Space Patrol
Bart's Haircut
World War III
Lisa is barefoot playing with her dolls and Homer and Marge are reading when Bart comes in.
Homer: How come you are always wearing that hat?
Bart: Fashion Statement dad
Homer: Take off the hat boy
Bart takes his hat off
Lisa: Look he's a betnik
Marge gasps
Marge: You go get a haircut
Homer: Right now
Bart: I was afraid this moment would come

(At Springfield Barber College)
Jake: Well what would it be sonny
Bart: Just a little off the top sir
Bart's hair is cut but unfortunately Bart becomes bald!
Jake: There what do you think?
Bart: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TO MY HAIR?!
Jake: That will be $5 please and here's a sucker
Bart comes home and puts his hair back on

Homer: Isn't that boy back from the barber yet
Lisa: I heard him sneaking around in his bedroom
Homer: Boy, front, and center
(Just then Bart comes in and Bart has a bag over his head)
Bart: I'll take it off but you all gotta promise you won't laugh okay promise
Marge, Lisa, and Homer: We promise
Bart takes the bag off his head and reveals his bald head. Lisa, Marge and Homer gasp and then they laugh


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