- You solved a puzzle! Nerd!
- As much as I hate them, we have to save the freaks!
- Bart, hurry up! Floppy Bart's nearly dead!
- 5 bucks and Spore never gets released!
- Now I'll never live my lifelong dream of starting an emu farm...
- Hurry smooth Simpsons! We're almost goners!
- Someone stop this crazy thing!
- Mmm... death.
- Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!
- Don't hate 'cause we're ugly!
- Put in another quarter, I want more life!
- We might not make it...I should have worn a nicer dress.
- I think I left the oven on!
- Way to use your pea-brain, Homer!
- Nothing's smarter than us!
- Aww, dad, I no longer think you're as dumb as a rock...
- Nice dad, you're like a morbidly obese Sherlock Holmes!
- Save the Bartman. Save the Bartman.
- Save my old-school butt!
- I'm gonna die as an underachiever and proud of it!
- Cowabunga. I need help! Cowabunga!
- I'll never see... the boat show!
- (weakly) Cowabunga... Dead!
- Any game without "sim" in its name is stupid, except Spore.
- You're not so great, I made out with a girl.
- Behold! My incredible beauty!
- Worship me - I am a near-sighted god!
- You're not girls, so I'm not afraid of you.
- This isn't right, who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous, I tell ya!
(Player picks up collectibles)
- I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles. Good times.
- You waste your time...while I invent other games with Sim in the title! SimHotDog! SimGarbageTruck! Sim...DuckFarm!
- (Robotically) Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.