Baby Got Bacteria is a song from You Kent Always Say What You Want. The music was written by Alf Clausen and Scott Clausen (Alf's son) and the lyrics by Tim Long. The title is a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back".


"Plaque 1":
Damn, baby got bacteria.
You wanna stick it to these whities?
Plaque 2:
Hey, I'm down with OPP:
"Ongoing periodontal problems."
Break it down.