- “Your Baby is Dead!...That's what you'd hear if your Baby fell victim to the thousands of Death Traps Lurking in the Average American Home.”
- ―Baby-Proofing Saleswoman
| Baby-Proofing Saleswoman|
|First Appearance||"Bye Bye Nerdie"|
|Voiced By||Tress MacNeille|
The Baby-Proofing Saleswoman specializes in Baby Safety. She showed Homer and Marge "How Easily Babies Get in Danger." When Homer kicks her out after reading the costs of the Safety Equipments she manages to catch Maggie after she falls from a second-story window. According to Homer she has a really big Caboose.
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