The workings of the school are modeled after the philosophies of Ayn Rand. Posters referring to Rand's ideas are hung throughout the nursery, including "A is A" and "Helping is Futile."
Also, because the school encourages toddlers "to develop the bottle within," pacifiers are banned, and are in fact swiftly confiscated if the babies bring them in. The pacifier ban prompts Maggie to lead the other babies in a rebellion against Ms. Sinclair.
- Maggie Simpson
- Ling Bouvier
- Gerald Samson
- Pria Nahasapeemapetilon
- Sashi Nahasapeemapetilon
- Uma Nahasapeemapetilon
- Gheet Nahasapeemapetilon
- Poonam Nahasapeemapetilon
- Anoop Nahasapeemapetilon
- Sandeep Nahasapeemapetilon
- Nabendu Nahasapeemapetilon
- Fat Baby
- Episode – "A Streetcar Named Marge"
- Episode – "The Longest Daycare"
- Episode – "Moonshine River" (couch gag)
- Video game – Maggie Simpson Saw Game
- Video game – Tapped Out
|Nursery:||Ayn Rand School for Tots ● Preschool|
|Elementary Schools:||Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children ● Onward Christian Schoolboys Academy ● Rommelwood Military School ● Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls ● Shelbyville Elementary School ● Springfield Creative Arts Academy ● Springfield Elementary School ● Springfield Preparatory School ● St. Jerome's Catholic School ● Tuition Academy ● Waverly Hills Elementary School ● West Springfield Elementary School|
|High Schools:||Springfield High School|
|Universities / Colleges :||Burns University ● Springfield A&M ● Springfield Community College ● Springfield Heights Institute of Technology ● Springfield University|
|Adult:||Springfield Extension School ● Adult Education Annex|
|Trade schools :||Krusty's Clown College ● Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy ● Swigmore University|
|Animals:||Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School|