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At Seventeen is a song by Janis Ian that first appeared in A Streetcar Named Marge and later appeared in Homer the Heretic, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer), and Chief of Hearts.


I learned the truth at seventeen;

That love was meant for beauty queens.

And high school girls with clear skinned smiles;

Who married young and then retired.

The valentines I never knew; 

The Friday night charades of youth. 

Were spent on one more beautiful; 

At seventeen I learned the truth.