Bartman Begins
Around the World in 80 Bites
Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)

Homer Simpson

Around certain parts of the level

  • That super taco was a little dry...
  • G'day, vegemite!
  • Hey! That's a spicy meats-a-ball!
  • (crying) Oh super meatball, I hardly knew you...
  • The USA: love it or eat it!
  • I don't think I've seen such a beautiful sight.
  • USA! USA! USA!

Attacking enemies

  • You're so much worse than me!
  • Sit on it!
  • You take regular-sized bites!
  • I can beat you with my mouth tied behind my back!
  • You can't win if you lose! Think about it!
  • You're hurt! Hahaha!
  • Hey, don't hurt me when you get up!
  • Hey, don't look at me like that!
  • You look stupid!
  • In your face!
  • Now I'm in your head!
  • Stay down, idiot!
  • Get used to it, jerk!
  • I'm king of the world!
  • Woohoo!
  • Enjoy losing, loser!
  • Shut up your mouth!

Bart Simpson

Around certain parts of the level

  • That's a good shape for him!
  • Ew France, what's worse? Its cheese or its citizens?
  • Cool, Scotland! I've never been to Africa.
  • Ah Mexico! Where the mice are speedy and the food is delicioso.
  • Italy! Where noodles are called pasta and pasta is called super-pasta!
  • What you got, America Land?!

Attacking enemies

  • You couldn't even carry Homer's barf bag!
  • You're fired!
  • Booyah!
  • Sock it to 'em dad, sock everybody!
  • There's more of that came from!
  • Hit first, think later!
  • Walk it off!
  • Tough luck, fatty!
  • Bart, one. Loser, nothing!


  • These contestants have ice water running through their stomachs.
  • Duff is not responsible for contestants turning into balls.
  • Is it bad if one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?
  • Just hope that no one pulls a jaw muscle.
  • Crumbs seem to be everywhere.
  • If Duffman stayed in school, Duffman would be far, far away from here...oh yeah...
  • I have never seen gulping of this magnitude!
  • We are witnessing a clinic in over-eating!
  • Oh yeah! Duffman just remembered he left his sunglasses in the garage!
  • The carnage on eating is truly overwhelming... (vomits) ...oh yeah...bleurgh...
  • This is unparalleled eating insanity!
  • The moment of silence for the super taco. Oh yeah!
  • Welcome to America Land: where the portions of heart attacks are massive!
  • Ooh! Lady Liberty is going to feel that in the morning!
  • Lady Liberty has been dealt a severe blow.

Barney Gumble

  • (Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Hey! Bart's wearing a costume! Happy Halloween, Bart!
  • Hey. Why is that French fry wearing a cape?
  • Winners first!
  • Down the hatch!
  • No time to savour!
  • Goes down smooth!
  • He's even rounder!
  • Homer, have you lost weight?
  • Oh... I'll never be a good ball!
  • Help! An angry round Homer!
  • Hey Homer. How did you get so perfectly spherical?
  • No time to digest!
  • I'll eat your dust!
  • I'm going to crush you like a...(belches)
  • You couldn't eat a horse!
  • I have more hunger in my little finger than you have in your whole body.
  • You're welcome at second place!

Comic Book Guy

  • Excuse me! Hot soup!
  • Go-go Gadget Stomach!
  • This Bartman is much more impressive than the dance of the same name.
  • Step aside for Jeff Albertson!
  • This is a Bizarro world, so you lose!
  • Back of the line!
  • Worst eating contestant ever!
  • Fat loser coming through!
  • Prepare for yet another failure!
  • Help me Spock!
  • Um, personal space!
  • Thank you, may I have another?
  • Resistance is futile.
  • It's the Blob!
  • Ooh... Simpson's fatter than me. That's fat!
  • Homer looks like a big yellow Death Star!
  • That's no Moon! That's Homer Simpson!
  • What happened to his bones?

Clancy Wiggum

  • I should lock you up for impersonating an eater!
  • You can't handle Clancy!
  • Pardon my gut!
  • Obese officer coming through!
  • Great, a masked vigilante! Less work for me!
  • Officer down! Officer down!
  • I need backup!
  • Hey! This is my jurisdiction!
  • Here comes Big Wiggy!
  • I really am a pig!
  • So much better than Sarah's cooking.
  • I surrender! Take my badge!
  • I got a 315 in progress. Citizen becoming a giant ball!
  • Damn Simpson, you're fatter and rounder than my fatter and rounder brother!

Groundskeeper Willie

  • Screw you!
  • You'll smell of gravy and vomit!
  • Off with yer muckers!
  • Give up now, laddy. You don't have the mouth for this!
  • Willy's too slippery with yer English!
  • Ye never tangle with a greased Scotsman.
  • Never bump a Scotsman.
  • You torn my kilt!
  • You smell of rotten haggis!
  • You'll pay for that!
  • More please!
  • Clean plate club.
  • Oh, I have to loosen my kilt.
  • A Scotsman's never full!
  • No one's hungrier than Willie!
  • Drunk maniac coming through!

Bumblebee Man

  • Ay, es mucho boo-boo!
  • Mucho gusto!
  • Sayonara!

Otto Mann

  • Don't make me go Metallica on your asses!
  • I am Golden God, so move!
  • I'm gonna run you over like a pedestrian!
  • I'm too hardcore for you!
  • Back on the bus!
  • Sorry to eat and run!
  • For those about to eat, I salute you.
  • Don't make Otto mess you up!
  • Do you know the stairway to give up?
  • Whoa! It's Batman, but it's Bart!
  • Clear a path for the monster of rock!
  • Homer's so big! This better be a hallucination.
  • Homer is fatter than a pink fluid pig!

Kearney Zzyzwicz

  • (Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Who are you supposed to be? Dorkman?
  • (Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Check out Bart: he's a superpowered loser!
  • (Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Bart may be stronger than me, but his cape is lame!
  • Shove off!
  • I'll stomp on your face!
  • Eat wristband, lamewad!
  • You eat like a wimp!
  • My wrists are getting too fat for my wristbands!
  • You can't bully on an empty stomach!
  • I respect your dislike of nerds but that's it!
  • Chewing is almost good as punching!
  • Same time tomorrow, food!
  • This isn't over, food!
  • Nobody pushes Kearney, nobody!
  • I'm stealing your lunch!
  • Don't mess with a 200 lb 5th grader!
  • I'm the boss of YOU!
  • Revenge is the best vengeance!
  • Whoa! Bart's dad is huge!
  • Homer is bigger than the biggest butt in the world.
  • Somebody pop him!
  • I'm establishing goals and working towards them!

(The contestants speeches)
Groundskeeper Willie: I dedicate this gorging, to me dearly departed mother. She choked during a haggis eating contest.
Bumblebee Man: Hoy recuperare mi dignidad! (Today I will recover my dignity)
Comic Book Guy: With great hunger, comes great responsibility.

Homer Simpson: I hope I win. Last year, I was the first guy to barf.
Moe Szyslak: Barf? Please, in this we refer to it as a 'Roman Incident'.
Homer: That does sound a lot classier.
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone