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Anyone Else is the eighth track on The Yellow Album. It is sung by Bart and Lisa. It was written by Lisa Angelle and John Boylan.

Lyrics

Lisa:
Hey, what are you hiding
Under that funny hair?
I know the lights are on,
But there's nobody there.
I need a new life.
I need a new next of kin.
So, I've got news for you.
Brother, I'm trading you in...
Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Lisa:
Somebody who'd be a friend in me,
Somebody who would care about me.
Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
(Bart whistles to get Lisa's attention)
Bart:
Hey, Little Miss Perfect,
Who made you the queen?
Who said it was cool
To be so squeaky clean?
Aw, man.
I need a playmate,
Someone who knows how to have some fun.
So I've got news for you,
Sister, your time has come.
Your time has come!
Bart and Back-Up Singers:
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:
Somebody who's got a radical mind,
Over the edge and way out of line.
Bart and Back-Up Singers:
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Lisa:
Gonna trade you in.
Hmmmmmm, yeah.
I'm gonna trade you in.
You know you're too much to take,
You're completely deranged.
I'd sell you for a dime
And give nine cents change.
Bart:
I wouldn't take any money.
That's a losing bet.
I'd trade you in
For anyone I could get.
Lisa:
Anything I could get!
Bart:
Anytime I could get it!
Lisa:
Anywhere I could get it!
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:
Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
Lisa:
Somebody who would care about me!
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
Anyone else in the whole wide world...
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart:
Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
Lisa:
Somebody who would care about me!
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
Anyone else in the whole wide world...
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
(song fades)