Ned Flanders called Ann Landers a boring old biddy after drinking a blackberry schnapps .
Ann Landers is stored at the Springfield Shopper newspaper where she sleeps for 23 hours a day along with Dear Abby. Dear Abby comments, "My advice is to free us or let us die."
- Episode – "Bart the Fink" (Mentioned)
- Episode – "Mayored to the Mob"
- Episode – "Duffless" (Mentioned)
- Episode – "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"