Uncle Burn$
The Duffman Cometh!

Kent Brockman: You Dare? You dare break up with me? Kent Brockman?!

Weather Girl: Oh, Kent, we've been over this. I'm taking this job at the weather network out of state for my career! I can't be your weather girl forever. Besides, things weren't working out for us. There was a real cold front coming from you with scattered flurries of you dating my sister.

Kent Brockman: Oh, really? Well this just in, this local anchorman doesn't need you anymore! I can do the weather myself! There are dozens of places on the internet where I can go to get the weather forecast. Here we go, the Weather Girls home page! Let me just write this down.

Weather Girl: (sigh) Goodbye Kent.


Kent Brockman: The humidity's rising. The barometer's getting low! According to all sources, the street's place to go! Because tonight for the first time at just about half past ten, for the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men! It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!

Lisa: Why is Kent Brockman reading the lyrics to the weather girls's song "It's Raining Men"?


Selma: Anything so far?

Edna Krabappel: Nope you...?

John: Nada! Let's see if there are any man clouds up the street.

Marge: It's looks like it's going to be a chilly one today, so take a sweater. And remember, hot chicken soup and a kiss from your mother is a good source of warmth.

At Principal Skinner's house....

Agnes Skinner: Don't even think about it.

Bart: Hey, mom!

Milhouse: Hi, dad!

Marge: Hi, Bart, what a nice surprise. But shouldn't you be at school?

Bart: Willie was using the school boiler as a still and it exploded so we got the day off. All the classrooms smell like Barney Gumble now!

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