Saddlesore Galactica
Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
Missionary: Impossible
Moe: Look, Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
Ned: Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that.
Moe: I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
Ned: What are you saying!?
Moe: What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?

Marge: It's hard to believe we're never going to see Maude again.
Homer: And poor Ned didn't get a chance to say goodbye. Well, from now on, I'm never going to let you leave the room without telling you how much I love you, and how truly special... This is eating up a lot of time. Maybe just a pat on the butt?

Bart: Why are you taping Flanders, dad?
Homer: You'll see. [he chuckles]
Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.

Maude: I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.
Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, honey, they's my parents too!

Female Cheerleader: Who wants a free t-shirt?
Moe: Me! Me!
Marge: I do! I do! Wait, no I don't.

[A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]
Homer: I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
Ralph Wiggum: Mommy has bosoms like that!
Chief Wiggum: [sarcastically] Yeah, I wish.

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