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ā—„ Saddlesore Galactica
Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
Missionary: Impossible ā–ŗ
Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catch phrases or comical accents.
Groundskeeper Willie: Aye.
Horatio McCallister: Yargh.
Jonathan Frink, Jr: Oh glay-vin! Why glay-vin?
Reverend Lovejoy: But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there...and we thought she always would be. My friends, life is about change. Just yesterday Apu was a lonely bachelor.
Cuts to Apu with Manjula and the Octuplets.
Apu: Yes. Thank god those days are over.
Reverend Lovejoy: And the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.
Cuts to Kirk Van Houten near Luann and Pyro.
Kirk: Yeah. Lots of storybooks have witches.
Pyro: Shut up, Kirk!
Kirk: Sorry.

Moe: Look, Ned, I know we havenā€™t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
Ned: Oh, wasn't she? Thank you Moe, I appreciate that.
Moe: I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
Ned: What are you saying!?
Moe: What, nothing, she was hot, what? you can't take a compliment?
Ned: Hot? You Monster!

Marge: It's hard to believe we're never going to see Maude again.
Homer: And poor Ned didn't get a chance to say goodbye. Well, from now on, I'm never going to let you leave the room without telling you how much I love you, and how truly special... This is really eating up a lot of time. Maybe just a pat on the butt.

Homer: Hey, t-shirt, t-shirt, t-shirt, t-shirt!
Female Cheerleader: Fire.
[Maude is coming back to her seat with some hot dogs]
Homer: Ooh, look! A bobby pin!
[Homer bends down]
[Maude gets shot with the t-shirt guns and falls off the top of the speedway's bleachers]
Ned: (gasps), Maude?
[Ned rushes to see what happened while Dr. Hibbert checks Maude's pulse]
Dr. Hibbert: Oh my Lord, she's dead!
Ned: (gasps, moans)

Bart: Why are you taping Flanders, dad?
Homer: You'll see. [he chuckles]
Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.

Homer: So, how you doin', Ned?
Ned: Oh, it's been a hard couple of months but I feel like I've turned a corner.
Homer: Well, that's gonna change, thanks to this tape!
Ned: Tape?
Homer: Now the audio needs some tweaking and there's some footage of Maggie being born that I couldn't get rid of. Anyway, enjoy.

Chief Wiggum: Oh, I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman, or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I-I like that. I like to be held, I like to be...pampered. [looks off dreamily as alarms and gunshots are heard behind him]

Maude: I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.
Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, honey, they're my parents too!

Female Cheerleader: Who wants a free t-shirt?
Moe: Me! Me!
Marge: I do! I do! Wait, no I don't.

[A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]
Homer: I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
Ralph Wiggum: Mommy has bosoms like that!
Chief Wiggum: [sarcastically] Yeah, I wish.

Homer: That's right, Ned. Those floozies we married in Vegas were crazy about you!
Marge: What floozies? What are you talk-
Homer: (interrupts) Marge, we're trying to help Ned!


ā—„ Season 10 Season 11 Quotes Season 12 ā–ŗ
Beyond Blunderdome ā€¢ Brother's Little Helper ā€¢ Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror X ā€¢ E-I-E-I-D'oh ā€¢ Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder ā€¢ Eight Misbehavin' ā€¢ Take My Wife, Sleaze ā€¢ Grift of the Magi ā€¢ Little Big Mom ā€¢ Faith Off ā€¢ The Mansion Family ā€¢ Saddlesore Galactica ā€¢ Alone Again, Natura-Diddily ā€¢ Missionary: Impossible ā€¢ Pygmoelian ā€¢ Bart to the Future ā€¢ Days of Wine and D'oh'ses ā€¢ Kill the Alligator and Run ā€¢ Last Tap Dance in Springfield ā€¢ It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge ā€¢ Behind the Laughter
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