All's Fair in Oven War/Quotes

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◄ Treehouse of Horror XV

All's Fair in Oven War

Sleeping with the Enemy ►

Moe: Looks like me and Marge are both going to Hell. That's when I'll make my move.

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Marge: (reading a note from Lisa) I look up to you... because you let me down. That's clever. And devastating.

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Homer: A contractor? Those guys are the biggest crooks around. They charge for materials AND labor. Pick one, jerks!

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Chief Wiggum: Ralphie wants to go on the pill.

Homer: Stupid Bart, (laughs) bagpipes getting down with an octopus. That's classic.

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Homer: Would you excuse us Milton?

Milhouse: It's Milhouse.

Homer: Yeah, and your father's no house. Now scram!

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Bart: I could make the treehouse look like this. Then we can have orgies, whatever they are.

Milhouse: We'll be Playdude Playmates!

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(Ralph Wiggum cries)

Wiggum: Sorry, Ralphie. The Bakeoff rejected your recipe.

Ralph Wiggum: I wanna be in the Bakeoff!

Wiggum: There, there. I think your Grilled Crayon Sandwich was delicious.

Ralph: You only had a pretend bite!

Wiggum: No, I'm eating it, look. (swallows with difficulty)

Ralph: Can you taste the thumbtacks?

Wiggum: Aw, crap...

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Lisa: (after discovering Marge was cheating on the competition) I can't believe my mom would cheat.

Homer: Hey sweetie, is mom winning?

Lisa: Oh, she'll win the contest! but she'll loose her soul.

Homer: But she'll still win the contest?

Lisa: And loose her soul.

Homer: But win the contest?

Lisa: (annoyed) Yes.

Homer: Woo Hoo!!

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Apu: (puts on disguise) Apu? Never heard of him. My name is Steve Barnes.