- “Oh, yeah, like I'd be seen with a Discover card.”
- ―Alex Whitney
| Alex Whitney|
|Occupation||Student at Springfield Elementary School|
|First Appearance||"Lard of the Dance"|
|Voiced By||Lisa Kudrow|
Alexandra "Alex" Whitney is a popular "grown-up" girl in Lisa's class. Lisa becomes very jealous of her, because Alex steals her friends.
Alex is quite a "mature" girl for her age. She has a mobile phone, purse, credit cards and enjoys dances. She pierces her and her friends' ears with the help of thumb tacks and a whole lot of paper towels. She enjoys shopping on credit and dating. Her favorite scent is Calvin Klein's Pretension and favorite drink is iced tea. She uses valley girl slang, which is mainly used by teenage girls. She mentions her parents are extremely rich. She always has lip gloss, perfume and a spare pair of platform shoes in her pink fuzzy back pack .
Behind the LaughterEdit
In Lard of the Dance, Alex Whitney is voiced by Lisa Kudrow, who acted as the role of Phoebe in the sitcom Friends. Coincidentally, she also tells Lisa at one point to "not be such a Phoebe", a reference to the character she portrays on Friends.
- Episode – "Lard of the Dance"
- Episode – "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
- Episode – "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
- Episode – "My Fair Laddy"
- Episode – "Stealing First Base"
- Comic book – Children off the Cob
- Comic book – The Mystery of The Pesky Desk
- Comic book – Wedgie Issue