Adults/Kids is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults to conclude the episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken". It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other showtune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.
Lyrics
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- ADULTS!
- Adults:
- KIDS!
- Kids:
- ADULTS!!!!
- Reverend Lovejoy:
- Kids! You've had your fun, and now, we've had our fill!
- Homer Simpson:
- Yeah! You're only here because Marge forgot her pill!
- (Marge groans)
- Chief Wiggum:
- Kids! You're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks!
- Krusty the Clown:
- Channel hopping',
- Ritalin-popping'
- Monkeys!
- (Aside to Allison Taylor) But please don't quit the fan-club!
- Marge Simpson:
- Kids! I will nag and nag until my hair turns blue!
- Edna Krabappel:
- Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Why can't you be like we are?
- (Everyone throws tomatoes at them Homer Simpson boos)
- Adults:
- Oh, what a bunch of brats!
- Moe Szyslak:
- We oughta drown you just like cats!
- (Snowball II sticks her head out of Moe's bag)
- Bart Simpson:
- Adults! You run our lives like you're Colonel Klink!
- Nelson Muntz:
- Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
- Lisa Simpson:
- Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring,
- Boozing, boring bunch!
- Surley meanie,
- Three-martini
- Lunchers!
- Ralph Wiggum:
- I just ate a thumb tack.
- Milhouse Van Houten:
- Adults, they're always telling us to—
- (Grampa grabs Milhouse)
- Grampa:
- SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!
- Jasper:
- Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!
- (a group of seniors show up)
- Seniors:
- We're trying to get some sleep here,
- It's almost six fifteen.
- What's the matter with—?
- Adults:
- Don't you treat us like—!
- Kids:
- Can't you just lay off—?
- Seniors:
- We're sick of all of you—!
- All:
- Kiiiiids tooooday!
- Grampa:
- We're going to teach all of you rugrats a lesson!
- Homer:
- Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
- Krusty:
- Yeah, you old fogey!
- Moe:
- Buzz off, you old—
- Ralph:
- You're wrinkly, somebody should iron you.
- (All the kids and adults agree.)