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A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again |
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- Homer: Choke on my numb blue hands! (attempts to strangle Bart but fails) Oh... what the...
- Bart: Mom! Dad! I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the Devil accepted my bargain. Now to uphold my end of the deal. (turns and brandishes a kitchen knife) Snowball II!
- Marge: (Puts her hand on his shoulder) No!
- Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
- Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
- Lisa: It's so diverse! I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show!
- Homer: Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!
- Homer: Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before-we-had-kids fun!
- Bart: There is no virus. I made the whole thing up.
- Lifeguard Dave: But the general's warning!
- Bart: That was Treat Williams in a movie.
- Treat Williams: I thought that general looked familiar.
- (Other passengers surround him)
- Treat Williams: What? I'm in a lot of movies.
- Lisa: Sure, life is full of pain and misery, but the trick is to enjoy the few good things in the moment.
- Homer: Yeah, stupid. Stop thinking about having fun and have it.
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| The Falcon and the D'ohman ā¢ Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XXII ā¢ Replaceable You ā¢ The Food Wife ā¢ The Book Job ā¢ The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants ā¢ The Ten-Per-Cent Solution ā¢ Holidays of Future Passed ā¢ Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson ā¢ The D'oh-cial Network ā¢ Moe Goes from Rags to Riches ā¢ The Daughter Also Rises ā¢ At Long Last Leave ā¢ Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart ā¢ How I Wet Your Mother ā¢ Them, Robot ā¢ Beware My Cheating Bart ā¢ A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again ā¢ The Spy Who Learned Me ā¢ Ned 'N Edna's Blend ā¢ Lisa Goes Gaga | ||