To Cur, with Love
A Test Before Trying
Changing of the Guardian
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Mrs. Krabappel: I don't have to worry about leaving you alone because I have a spy.
Milhouse: You promised you wouldn't tell!
(The class glares angrily at Milhouse.)
Milhouse: Which you didn't do. I guess we'll never know who the Milhouse is.

Principal Skinner: Children, Groundskeeper will direct you to your new school district. Any correlation to your talents, needs, or friends is completely coincidental.
Groundskeeper Willie: Sherry, ye're goin' to West Odgenville; Terri, North Everbrook.
Sherri: But... we've never been separated!
Terri: I'm not even sure we can live apart!
(While the twins go their separate ways, they age rapidly.)
Groundskeeper Willie: Stop yer whingin'! It's not like ye're losin' a rake or back hoe. Nelson, ye're off to Arkham Elementary School for the Criminally Insane.
(A silver bus with the head sign saying "ARKHAM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE" shows the Joker as the driver. Seconds later, it blows up. Bart whistles innocently as he passes by.)

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