- “Don't touch that! That is a ticket to the unreleased Itchy & Scratchy episode. I will only trade that for a complete set of collector cards. Please to note: I said complete. I'm not going through that crap again.”
- ―Comic Book Guy - if the player didn't collect all the cards
- “A complete set! Ooh! I think I just formatted my pants!”
- ―Comic Book Guy - if the player collected all the cards
500-Yard Gash (AKA; 100-Yard Gash 2) is an episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show.
Plot[]
Itchy and Scratchy are running in a race at a track meet. Just before the race starts, Itchy surreptitiously injects Scratchy with steroids. As Scratchy runs, he looks at his arms and notices himself becoming buff. Then, feeling much faster and stronger, he turns on the speed, literally running circles around Itchy. Scratchy then runs straight through a wall, leaving the stadium, and circles hundreds of kilometres three times before he re-enters the stadium and runs along the track for the last stretch of the race. Scratchy passes Itchy and heads for the finish line. However, the exertion takes its toll on Scratchy, and his heart over-pumps and explodes. Scratchy collapses just before the finish line and Itchy wins the race. In the final scene, Itchy is on the #1 step of the winners' platform, holding a trophy and Scratchy's head. Scratchy's body corpse is on the #2 step.
Trivia[]
- This Itchy & Sctatchy episode appears in the video game The Simpsons: Hit and Run once the player has collected all the collector cards and goes to The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop in level 3 to exchange them for the ticket to this episode and watch it at the Aztec Theater.
- This short is unique in that it was animated in cel-shaded 3D, as opposed to traditional animation.
- This episode is a sequel to "100-Yard Gash".
- According to Comic Book Guy, this short was an unreleased Itchy & Scratchy episode.