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CharactersEdit

Lisa (Head hall monitor - loves ponies, hates phonies)

Principal Skinner (Mama's boy)

Milhouse (Dork)

Martin (Dink)

Database (Dingus)

Jimbo

Full name: Corky James Jones

Known aliases: Jamesso, Dr. J, Hector Gutierrez

Last known location: Duff Gardens log flume (middle seat)

Dolph

Full name: Dolphin Starbeam

Speaks: Spanish, German, Hebrew, Arabic, Korean, Latin, Old English, Klingon, Esperanto

Friends with: Jackie Chan (unverified)

Special skills: Horse riding, tap dancing, British accent, stage fighting.

Kearney

Full name: Kearney Zzyzwicz

Prior offenses: Indian burn (3rd Degree), full moon, half moon, attempted purple nurple, hertz donut (acquitted)

Owns own tuxedo.

Homer (User of ATM, devoted father of the two)

Bart (Two months sober)

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant workers

Marge (Unemployed)

Apu

Ned Flanders

Helen Lovejoy

Otto

Moe

Chief Wiggum

Nelson Muntz

Lunchlady Doris

Sideshow Mel

Hans Moleman

Agnes Skinner

Miss Hoover

Ruth Powers

Kirk Van Houten

The Sea Captain

Sarah Wiggum

Groundskeeper Willie

Crazy Cat Lady

Kent Brockman

Krusty the Clown

Waylon Smithers

Mr. Burns

Bumblebee Man

Martha Prince

Edna Krabappel

Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon

Mayor Quimby

Martha Quimby

Squeaky Voiced Teen

Fat Tony

Janey

Old Jewish Man

Jasper Beardly

Luann Van Houten

Dr. Hibbert

Dewey Largo

Üter Zörker

LocationsEdit

• Springfield Elementary School
• Kwik-E-Mart
• 742 Evergreen Terrace
• Moe's Tavern