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The PTA Disbands
'Round Springfield
The Springfield Connection
Homer: Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' (holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it) man, you better not feed the bears.

Bart: Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache.
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!
Bart: Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
Mrs. Krabappel: Read page six of the School Charter.
Bart: No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.
Mrs. Krabappel: We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
(Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.)
Milhouse: Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!

Homer: What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.
Lisa: [Cries And Weeps] Oh, Dad! (she runs off crying and weeping again)
Homer: Oh, I blew it again. What? [Maggie shuts Homer up with a pacifier and he makes sucking noises] Mmmmm...

Krusty: And now a word from our new sponsor: PERCODAN?! Aw, crap!

Grampa: Death stalks you at every turn!
Lisa: Grampa!
Grampa: Well, it does! [points at Maggie] Aaaahhh! Gah! There it is! DEATH!!!
Lisa: It's only Maggie.
Grampa: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks. So...AAAAAHHHH!!!! DEATH!!! [points at Snowball II]
Lisa: That's only the cat.
Grampa: Oh. [points at Maggie again] AAAAAAHHHH!!!! DEATH!!!
Lisa: That's Maggie again, Grampa.
Grampa: Oh. Where were we. [points towards something, probably the door] AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! DEATH!!!

Homer: Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. [rolls up his left sleeve] It preserves the things you love. [notices his tattoo] Starland Vocal Band? They suck!
Grampa: [outside, still obsessed over death "stalking him", pointing at the bird bath] AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! DEATH!!!

Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog!
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Hot Dog Vendor: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Hot Dog Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

(After Bart's surgery)
Marge: How's my special little guy?
Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
(Maggie sucks on her pacifier)
Homer: Aw, this is wonderful! You're alive!
Bart: (hatefully) No thanks to you, Homer.
Homer: Why, you little-- (chokes Bart for a while)
Dr Hibbert: Now, Homer, please. The boy's just had a very serious operation.
Homer: (moodily) All right.
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