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The Last Temptation of Homer
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
Homer the Vigilante
Smithers: Even so, sir, we could stand to lay off a few employees.
Mr. Burns: [enthusiastically] Oh, very well! [points at some monitors] Lay off him, him, him, him...
[Mr. Burns sees several power plant employees hard at work whom he chooses to fire, but then a monitor shows Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.]
Mr. Burns: Hmm, better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

Springfield Airport. Bart is there to intercept Robert Goulet, who was intended to play at Mr. Burns' Casino.
Robert Goulet: Are you sure you are from the casino?
Bart: I am from a casino.
Robert Goulet: Good enough. Let's go.

[Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]
Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson brandishes his fist at Goulet.
Nelson: Your manager tells you to SHUT UP!
Robert Goulet: Vera said that?

Robert Goulet: {singing} Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away. Hey!
Kids applaud.
Robert Goulet:{speaking} Thank you! Thank you very much.
Goulet swings his microphone which accidentally hits Milhouse.
Milhouse: OW!
Robert Goulet: Oh, I'm sorry, kid.

Marge: Oh no, Lisa's geography pageant! How did it go?
Cut to Springfield Elementary. Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made Florida or "FLOREDA" costume, while Ralph taped a piece of paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it.
Principal Skinner: And this award goes to two students who clearly had no help from their parents whatsoever, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum!
Ralph: I'm Idaho!
Principal Skinner: Yes, of course you are.

[Lisa walks into Homer's bedroom]
Lisa: Mom!
Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up?
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under --
Homer: AAAHHHHH! BOOGIE MAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
[Homer kicks open the door to Bart's room]
Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!

[Homer finds Henry Kissinger's glasses in the men's room toilet, puts them on, and puts his finger on his temple like the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz.]
Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man in stall: That's a right triangle, ya idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

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